Paris Hilton is our theme for today, everybody's favourite hoteliers daughter!
Paris Hilton accidentally pours petrol into her tumble dryer.
Paris is everybody's favourite lap dog! See if you can spot the deliberate mistake in this photo.
Paris got so desperate for a fix she even tried smoking her tampon once! (gross)
Poor young Paris, people just don't get her! She is trying to change the world and help America and this is what she gets. What is the world coming to?